Crowley raises an eyebrow. "I don't need more reptilian friends. Especially not from zoos. Believe me, too many of them just turn out to be demons who got lazy and wanted somewhere to relax. Constantly fed? No fear of predators? Perfect place to hole up for a few centuries."

Retirement with Aziraphale is going to be spectacular. There's so much they can just do without their home offices breathing down their necks.